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Past Featured StorySummary:

After the second task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry wakes up to find a surprise.  What follows is a week of sex, new found (sex related) abilities, sex, seduction, sex and possibly some sex.


Rated: MA - Contains explicit content for mature adults only
Universes: Harry Potter Pairings: Fleur Delacour, Gabrielle Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter (M), Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Bonding: Other Bond
Declare Fic As ...: : WIP
Erotica: Fem/Slash, Incest, Lemon, Other Erotica, PWP - Porn w/o Plot, Rape, Smut
Genres: Erotica
Heir: None
Powerful: None
Relationships: Femslash - relationships between female fictional characters , Foursome, Harem, Multi-pairing, Threesome
Special Categories: Slaves
Time Travel: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: No
Word count: 119917 Read: 21137
Tracker:
Published: 09/20/09 Updated: 10/02/09
Story Notes:

I own nothing at all. . . .Except a car. And a computer. But I certainly don’t own Harry Potter.

1. . . .Saving a Veela by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 3] starstarstarstar (5886 words)

A/N This story was intended as a one-shot, although as I wrote it I came up with ideas for a few more chapters. Whether or not I write them depends on how this one is received. BEWARE! This story contains graphic sex between a teenager and an eight-year-old child. If this is offends you, then now would be a good time to discover that your browser has a “back” button. You have been warned.

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2. . . .Being Bonded to a Veela by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarhalf-star (6209 words)

I did some checking and apparently, I also own a Blu-ray player and a fair few movies. Sadly, though, I still don't own Harry Potter. Though, I wouldn't say no if they offered to give the rights to me. . .
A/N Same warnings apply as the previous chapter: Sex with a child—very disturbing—if you read it you'll feel dirty on the inside—yadda, yadda. . .

 

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3. . . .Having the Veela “Pull” by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarhalf-star (8340 words)

I found a store selling Harry Potter and I thought it would be a good thing to have. Turns out they were just selling the books, so I still do not own Harry Potter. Bugger.

A/N There is a “rape” scene in this chapter but it is completely a matter of perspective. I don’t see it as rape at all but some people might, so be aware of it.  If it is rape, however, then the question is who is raping whom?
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4. . . .A Lack of Quidditch by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (13206 words)

 

If you think I own Harry Potter then I suggest you look up the word “own” in the dictionary, because you simply don’t understand the meaning of the word.

 

A/N No more warnings. If you haven’t figured out now that this story might be offensive to some people, then you’ve clearly not been paying attention.

 

 

 

5. . . .A Package from Home by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (9558 words)

I don’t even live in the same country as the owner of Harry Potter, so don’t go making outrageous claims.
A/N There is a rape scene in this chapter.  It is roleplay and not true rape but it is very graphic and disturbing (to some) nevertheless.  You have been warned.


6. . . .A Crush by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (9660 words)

Do I own Harry Potter? No. I do own the several bridges, however if you'd like to buy one. . .

 

A/N  While it's true that these chapters have been written for a while (my original authors notes for this chapter mentions rehersals for The Music Man--which was a blast, by the way, but has been over for two months), please don't be afraid to leave a review if you like.

 

 

 

7. . . .A Caring Friend by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (9076 words)

Harry Potter? Well, I own the books but certainly not the rights.

 

 

 

8. . . .A Lover’s Quarrel by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (9162 words)

I don’t even live in the same country as the owner of Harry Potter, so don’t go making outrageous claims.

 

 

 

9. . . .Hermione’s Thoughts on Subjugation by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (9897 words)

Harry Potter: Not mine. Never will be.

 

 

 

10. . . .An Apology by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarhalf-star (9707 words)

Harry Potter: Still not mine, never will be.
A/N I haven't had many reviews on this site.  The author's note that follows was originally posted with this chapter on FicWad and HPFFA:

A/N Sadly, none of my reviewers pointed out the Monty Python reference. There's a sentence in the last chapter that basically says that Harry didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition room. ("The room seemed straight out of the Spanish Inquisition and, despite Filch’s penchant for going on about hanging students from the ceiling by their thumbs, he never would have expected a room like this to exist.") It's there for two reasons: One—Monty Python is brilliant and the Spanish Inquisition sketch is one of my favorite sketches, and Two—It is believed (though I don't think it's ever been confirmed) that JK herself created Chocolate Frogs and Cockroach Clusters as a tribute or nod to the Monty Python sketch "Crunchy Frog".

 

A/N 2 Somehow I posted this chapter without it's title.  That is now corrected.

11. . . .A Veela Obsession by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (9361 words)

If I claim that I own Harry Potter, will I get all that money? No? Well, then there’s no use claiming something that isn’t true.
A/N It’s been a long time coming, but the Fleur situation is finally resolved.

12. . . .Being Observed by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (9668 words)

Harry Potter: Not mine, but if they want to give it away, I’m not averse to taking it.
A/N It wasn’t until Belthazor2 on FicWad made a comment about “another closet girl” that I realized I’d seen the same thing in GinnyMyLove’s Searching for the Power. I didn’t intentionally take the idea from that story—sex in a dark cupboard merely solved a problem for me—but I can’t deny that, subconsciously, it was probably rattling around in my head from that story. So I give much belated credit to GinnyMyLove for the idea of “closet girl”.
Still haven't figured out who “mystery girl” (or “closet girl”) is? That's too bad. ’Cause Harry knows who she is. It was never really meant to be a mystery. I’m really surprised so few guessed her identity; all the clues are there. . .

13. . . .The Eccentricity of Ravenclaws by NoOneInteresting [Reviews - 5] starstarstarstarstar (10187 words)

If you think Harry Potter is mine, perhaps you should check with your psychiatrist about upping your dosage.